I’m cuckoo bananas for you, obvi.
Daily reminder!
Soulmate au where a tattoo of an animal, that represents your soulmate, appears somewhere on your body.
-Draco gets a stag on his ankle the day he turns 18
-he immediately knows who it’s supposed to represent and also knows that his family would never allow it
-he ends up hiding it from everyone and lying about the true identity of the animal
-Harry gets his tattoo almost 2 months after Draco got his
-it’s a dragon that covers almost all of his back, with the tail slipping behind the waistline of his pants, and the tip of its head almost making it to Harry’s neck
-Harry is too oblivious to figure out the obvious connotation of Draco and the dragon
-that is until he sees a familiar stag on a familiar blond boy’s ankle
Omg I need a fic
Oh! Please, someone, write this!
clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS
What if I’m PANSEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS?
If you’re trying to decide whether or not to write that self-indulgent fic that only you will like?
If you’re trying to decide whether you should read that favourite fic for the 17,000th time even though you have the whole thing memorized?
If you’ve never read/written fanfic before, but you think you want to try it?
Koo
the universe is a C+ group project at BEST
Zeus is that dick who did 5% of the work and took 95% of the credit
that bitch didn’t even contribute to the powerpoint
y’all are little gremlins
that a problem?
oily lil gremlins
im more of a swamp goblin than a gremlin
swamp gremlin
reblog with your gremlin alignment
Wet gremlin
cabinet gremlin
Blanket gremlin
Sweater gremlin
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